¡Hablando Paja a lo Tico!

[Lemonfresh]

Usted no sabia?

ni yo sabía que !!!

 

[golosita02]

gracias nena.


pues si, qué dicha que le quedó bien claro lo de mis manos...

Diay si, uno delos 2 tiene q ser el inteligente no?

 

[Lemonfresh]

15 Sentences that can change your life !!

1. Never compare your weaknesses to other people's strengths.

2. Own your life, or someone will own it for you.

3. We cannot change the cards we are dealt,just how we play the hand.

4. Climb mountains not so the world can see you but so you can see the world.

5. If you accept your limitation, you go beyond them.

6. Comfort is the enemy of achievement.

7. No matter anyone says to you,you don't have to eat dinner with them,
live with them or go to bed with them.

8. If you risk nothing, you risk everything.

9. Don't give others the power to control your emotion. Those are ************SPAM/BANNEAR************ yours and it is ************SPAM/BANNEAR************ for you to manipulate.

10. Victory introduces you to the world, but defeat introduces the world to you.

11. If you don't do stupid things while you are young,you will have nothing to smile about when you are old.

12. Don't waste your time with explanation,people ************SPAM/BANNEAR************ hear what they want to hear.

13. Don't rest after your first victory,because if you fail the second time,more lips will be waiting to say that your first victory was just luck.

14. Everyone thinks of changing the world,but no one thinks of changing themselves.

15. The person that you will spend most time with in your life is yourself, so better try to make yourself as interesting as possible.

 

[Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali]

Diay si, uno delos 2 tiene q ser el inteligente no?

ud lo ha dicho.... Yo soy bueno en otras áreas...

 

[golosita02]

ud lo ha dicho.... Yo soy bueno en otras áreas...

Mas le vale, pxq que pereza me da lavar trastes, ropa, tender la cama, barrer y demas...

 

[Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali]

para algo tengo que servir, o no??????

 

[golosita02]

Exactamente...

 

[Lemonfresh]

 

[Icosomo]

El título debería ser “Bienvenidos al chat público entre Golosita y el Dr. Rajesh”

 

[forerotico1]

es lo malo cuando un tema lo convierten en un chat y ya todo mundo prefiere no entrar mas

 

[angie96]

El título debería ser “Bienvenidos al chat público entre Golosita y el Dr. Rajesh”

Jajajajajaja estalle de la risa... Digo, que mala nota.


Pregunto, no es mejor ligar en privado? (Para el Dr. Raj, Golo no se me resienta)

 

[Lemonfresh]

quien putas entiende!!!

le preguntan a mi jefe si puedo trabajar en la compañía anexa a la de e y el mae dice que si en un principio,

el trabajo es sencillo y no se mezcla para nada con lo de mi jefe y mis paquetes

sea es ayudando a otro mae que tiene una oficina dentro la oficina de la oficina donde yo trabajo ( jajajajajajaja jajajajajaja no se hagan bolas no es complicado) son solo dos oficinas pero cuenten como si fueran tres, bueno la coas es que le preguntan si puedo trabajar con el mae y me dice que si ahora resulta que me dice que uno de los agentes (uno de los mas grandes) de nuestro paquete un viejillo amargado y necio que solo tiene demasiada plata y maneja como 5000 jugadores, no quiere que yo me gane una harina extra, el mae le dijo a mi jefe que no quería que yo trabajaro con nigun otro paquete PUUUUUUUUTAAAAAAAAA alegrón de FUCKING burro para nada !! ssshh a la mierda mi carro mi lote mi casa ssssshhshsshshhsshsh !!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK !!

 

[forerotico1]

asi son mientras mas plata tienen mas hp se vuelven

 

[golosita02]

El título debería ser “Bienvenidos al chat público entre Golosita y el Dr. Rajesh”

Jajajajajaja estalle de la risa... Digo, que mala nota.


Pregunto, no es mejor ligar en privado? (Para el Dr. Raj, Golo no se me resienta)

Esque somos exhibicionistas...

 

[Lemonfresh]

Hand Postures ​

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[TD] POSTURE OF KNOWLEDGE (GYANA MUDRA):
Method: This mudra is achieved by joining the tips of the index fingers with the tips of the thumbs.
Benefits: By practicing this posture for 5 to 20 minutes for 15 days, it can increase memory, intellectual power, calming your anger, and give relief from headaches and migraines.
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[TD] GASTRIC CONTROL POSTURE (VAYU VIJAY MUDRA):
Method: This posture is achieved by bending the index finger to the root of the thumb.
Benefits: By practicing this posture 5 to 15 minutes for 15 days, it can give relief from gastric trouble, pain in the joints, paralysis, trembling, diarrhea, constipation, bad thoughts, acidity, ulcer and abdominal pain.
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[TR]
[TD] THE SUN POSTURE (SURYA-MUDRA):
Method: This posture is consummated by bending the ring finger and pressing it by the thumb with light pressure.
Benefits: By practicing this posture 5 to 15 minutes for 25 days, it reduces obesity, evens the distributions of fat in the body, increases brightness on the forehead, and leads to weight reduction. It is also helpful in curing diabetes and liver disorders.
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[TD] VITAL ENERGY POSTURE (MAHAPRANA-MUDRA):
Method: This Mudra is achieved by joining the thumb with the tips of the ring and little fingers.
Benefits: By practicing this posture 5 to 15 minutes for 15 days, it gives relief from disorders of the eye, improves eyesight, and increases vital energy and resistance power. It is helpful in physical ability.

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[TD] THE WATER POSTURE (VARUN MUDRA):
Method: This Mudra is achieved by joining the tips of the thumbs and the little fingers.
Benefits: By practicing this posture 5 to 30 minutes for 30 days, it helps to cure skin disease, excessive perspiration; it purifies the blood and balances its circulation, making the body flexible.

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[TR]
[TD] THE SOUND POSTURE (APAN-MUDRA):
Method: This Mudra is achieved by pressing the middle and ring fingers under the thumb.
Benefits: By practicing this posture 5 to 15 minutes for 7 days, it helps to cure heart, kidney and throat problems. It also purifies the body; ailments of the mouth, eyes, nose and ears are cured. It gives immediate relief in controlling drinking habits.


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[TD] THE HEART POSTURE (APAAN VAYU MUDRA):
Method: This Mudra is achieved by keeping the index finger near the roots of the thumbs (as in figure 2) and by pressing the middle and ring fingers with the thumbs.
Benefits: By practicing 5 to 20 minutes for 10 days, it gives relief from high blood pressure, heart trouble, heat emotions and passions. It is also beneficial in cases of sudden and massive heart attacks.

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[TD] ENERGY POSTURE (SHIVA-LINGA-MUDRA):
Method: this Mudra is achieved by intertwining the fingers of the two hands while raising the left thumb. Hands should be kept close to the chest.
Benefits: By practicing for 1 to 5 minutes for 7 days, it is beneficial in controlling coughs, colds, asthma, paralysis, vibration, sinuses, and low blood pressure.
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[TD] GOOD NIGHT MUDRA (PARIVATAN MUDRA):
Method: Lie down on your back. Clasp your hand tightly, interlocking the fingers. Then with the fingers of the left hand press on the back of the right hand and vice versa. Repeat 27 times.
Benefits: By practicing for 3 days, this mudra cures insomnia and can lead to sound sleep and no bad dreams. The body will rest easily and comfortably.
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[TD] PRASANNA MUDRA (Hair do Posture):
Method: Keep hand near the chest. Rub the nails of the eight fingers against each other for 5 to 10 minutes for 30 days. The thumbs should be straight.
Benefits: This slows down hair loss, with reduction of gray hair and split ends. It makes hair lustrous and strong. while improving disposition.
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[TD] DHENU POSTURE:
Method: Crossing both hands, join the index finger to the middle finger, ring finger to the little fingers and keep thumb to the other thumb. Point the fingers downward. Close your eye and concentrate your conscious mind on the mudra. While in this position you will feel your mental problems going in to the earth through your fingers.
Benefits: By practicing 1 to 5 minutes for 7 days, it is helpful in curing depression, mental disturbance, despair, dissension and stress.

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[unisiajecs]

Hand Postures ​

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[TR]
[TD] POSTURE OF KNOWLEDGE (GYANA MUDRA):
Method: This mudra is achieved by joining the tips of the index fingers with the tips of the thumbs.
Benefits: By practicing this posture for 5 to 20 minutes for 15 days, it can increase memory, intellectual power, calming your anger, and give relief from headaches and migraines.
[/TD]
[TD]

[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD] GASTRIC CONTROL POSTURE (VAYU VIJAY MUDRA):
Method: This posture is achieved by bending the index finger to the root of the thumb.
Benefits: By practicing this posture 5 to 15 minutes for 15 days, it can give relief from gastric trouble, pain in the joints, paralysis, trembling, diarrhea, constipation, bad thoughts, acidity, ulcer and abdominal pain.[/TD]
[TD]

[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD] THE SUN POSTURE (SURYA-MUDRA):
Method: This posture is consummated by bending the ring finger and pressing it by the thumb with light pressure.
Benefits: By practicing this posture 5 to 15 minutes for 25 days, it reduces obesity, evens the distributions of fat in the body, increases brightness on the forehead, and leads to weight reduction. It is also helpful in curing diabetes and liver disorders.[/TD]
[TD]

[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD] VITAL ENERGY POSTURE (MAHAPRANA-MUDRA):
Method: This Mudra is achieved by joining the thumb with the tips of the ring and little fingers.
Benefits: By practicing this posture 5 to 15 minutes for 15 days, it gives relief from disorders of the eye, improves eyesight, and increases vital energy and resistance power. It is helpful in physical ability.
[/TD]
[TD]

[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD] THE WATER POSTURE (VARUN MUDRA):
Method: This Mudra is achieved by joining the tips of the thumbs and the little fingers.
Benefits: By practicing this posture 5 to 30 minutes for 30 days, it helps to cure skin disease, excessive perspiration; it purifies the blood and balances its circulation, making the body flexible.
[/TD]
[TD]

[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD] THE SOUND POSTURE (APAN-MUDRA):
Method: This Mudra is achieved by pressing the middle and ring fingers under the thumb.
Benefits: By practicing this posture 5 to 15 minutes for 7 days, it helps to cure heart, kidney and throat problems. It also purifies the body; ailments of the mouth, eyes, nose and ears are cured. It gives immediate relief in controlling drinking habits.

[/TD]
[TD]

[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD] THE HEART POSTURE (APAAN VAYU MUDRA):
Method: This Mudra is achieved by keeping the index finger near the roots of the thumbs (as in figure 2) and by pressing the middle and ring fingers with the thumbs.
Benefits: By practicing 5 to 20 minutes for 10 days, it gives relief from high blood pressure, heart trouble, heat emotions and passions. It is also beneficial in cases of sudden and massive heart attacks.
[/TD]
[TD]

[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD] ENERGY POSTURE (SHIVA-LINGA-MUDRA):
Method: this Mudra is achieved by intertwining the fingers of the two hands while raising the left thumb. Hands should be kept close to the chest.
Benefits: By practicing for 1 to 5 minutes for 7 days, it is beneficial in controlling coughs, colds, asthma, paralysis, vibration, sinuses, and low blood pressure.[/TD]
[TD]

[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD] GOOD NIGHT MUDRA (PARIVATAN MUDRA):
Method: Lie down on your back. Clasp your hand tightly, interlocking the fingers. Then with the fingers of the left hand press on the back of the right hand and vice versa. Repeat 27 times.
Benefits: By practicing for 3 days, this mudra cures insomnia and can lead to sound sleep and no bad dreams. The body will rest easily and comfortably.[/TD]
[TD]

[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD] PRASANNA MUDRA (Hair do Posture):
Method: Keep hand near the chest. Rub the nails of the eight fingers against each other for 5 to 10 minutes for 30 days. The thumbs should be straight.
Benefits: This slows down hair loss, with reduction of gray hair and split ends. It makes hair lustrous and strong. while improving disposition.[/TD]
[TD]

[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD] DHENU POSTURE:
Method: Crossing both hands, join the index finger to the middle finger, ring finger to the little fingers and keep thumb to the other thumb. Point the fingers downward. Close your eye and concentrate your conscious mind on the mudra. While in this position you will feel your mental problems going in to the earth through your fingers.
Benefits: By practicing 1 to 5 minutes for 7 days, it is helpful in curing depression, mental disturbance, despair, dissension and stress.
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[TD]

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[/TR]
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Que tuanis, me suena que tiene que ver con el yoga!

Me recuerda mucho a la reflexologia, masajes en los pies para tratar problemas de los distintos organos...pero a veces dudo de esto pues tiene asi una hablada con la homeopatia , a veces pienso que es pura hablada:|

Solo los foreros registrados pueden disfrutar ver los archivos adjuntos.

 

[Lemonfresh]

de hecho si creo que sea fundamentado en ciencia o al menos es de oriente tiene milenios de años de practicarse

 

[Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali]

Esto no es Un chat??

 

[ROJO 1]

Que aburrido, alguien con un chiste?

Estamos en la sección ROJO 1 te cuenta un chiste:


Cual es el animal que es dos veces animal?



El gato....


Porque es gato y araña

 

[golosita02]

Jjajaja yo me preguntaba, y el chiste de hoy?