[FONT="]Muy tico!!!!!![/FONT]
[FONT="]Merlin Industries[/FONT]
[FONT="]Trenton , NJ USA[/FONT]
[FONT="]Memorandum[/FONT]
[FONT="]To: Costarrican Employees[/FONT]
[FONT="]From: Human Resources Department[/FONT]
[FONT="]Subject: New Policy using the Spanish language during working hours.[/FONT]
[FONT="]1) Words like "picha", "hijueputa " and other such expressions will not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion may get.[/FONT]
[FONT="]2) Non-important matters should not be addressed to as "mierda"[/FONT]
[FONT="]3) You will not say "la cagó" when someone makes a mistake, or "cagaron" if you see someone being reprimanded. All forms and derivates of the word "cagar" are inappropiated in our environment.[/FONT]
[FONT="]4) Lack of determination will not be referred to as "falta de huevos" or "culioladas", not will a person with lack of initiative be referred to as "maricon", "playo" or comemierda".[/FONT]
[FONT="]5) No manager or supervisor, under any circunstances, will be referred to as "ese care picha", or "ese maricon"[/FONT]
[FONT="]6) When a good proposal is presented, the term "está pichudo" must no be used.[/FONT]
[FONT="]7) Unusual or creative brainstorming meetings will not be referred to as "diarreas mentales".[/FONT]
8 [FONT="]Do not say " como jode" if a person is persistent, or " se jodió " if somebody is going trough a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say "que Hijueputa " or " que dolor de picha "when matters become complicated in your line of work.[/FONT]
[FONT="]9) When asking someone to leave you alone, you should not say " vayase pala mierda", or will you substitute "qué putas quiere?" for "May I help you?".[/FONT]
[FONT="]10) When leaving the office, using the term " me voy malparidos " is not proper.[/FONT]
[FONT="]11) When any office equipment fails, it must be reported as " it brokes down", not " se despichó" or " se jodió está mierda ".[/FONT]
[FONT="]12) Last but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say, "me voy a limpiar el culo con esto". Just keep it clean and file properly.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Thank you for your cooperation.[/FONT]
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