From The Mexican Dictionary
BODYWASH: I can't go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids.
SHOULDER : My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER.
COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I had to go COCKATOO!
SODAS: My vieja has beeg tetas and SODAS her sister.
JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!
JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!
TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!
HEATER: My lil sister started to choke...Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back!
BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF!
JULY : Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!!
MUSHROOM : When my familia gets in the car......There's not MUSHROOM left!
CHEESE : I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!!
TEXAS : My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes.
WATER : My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is!
HERPES : Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES.
HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona. You scared me!
CHEER : I turned forty las CHEER!
HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!
FRITO :After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!
BODYWASH: I can't go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids.
SHOULDER : My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER.
COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I had to go COCKATOO!
SODAS: My vieja has beeg tetas and SODAS her sister.
JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!
JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!
TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!
HEATER: My lil sister started to choke...Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back!
BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF!
JULY : Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!!
MUSHROOM : When my familia gets in the car......There's not MUSHROOM left!
CHEESE : I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!!
TEXAS : My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes.
WATER : My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is!
HERPES : Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES.
HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona. You scared me!
CHEER : I turned forty las CHEER!
HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!
FRITO :After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!
