PM To my wife, I'm sorry. I phucked up but I'm not changing so you'll either need to put up with this shit or I'll stroke you the check I agreed to in the pre-nup....sorry. To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my dick is none of your business. If you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in order to make 10 times in one year what you'll make in a career. I promise to continue to hit 4 irons from 210 yards to within 10' of the hole and drop puts that you couldn't read in a million years. If that's not good enough for you, go watch tennis. To the media. You cocksuckers are the ************SPAM/BANNEAR************ ones more two-faced than I am. Kissing my ass for all those years and then ripping me every chance you've had since Thanksgiving. Fuck all ya'll. I'm glad I don't have to take the time to sit and answer the same bullshit questions over and over again. To the other golfers. Kiss my cablanasian ass! You motherfuckers come out ripping me when I've put more phucking money in your pockets than you could count. You think anyone's been paying to see Jesper-phucking-Parnavik? Give me a phucking break. I'm almost tempted to give up golf just to punish you guys but I think it's going to be more fun to practice for the next few weeks and get back to making you all my bitches. That's all I got today folks.....see ya at Augusta !....Oh and Bambi, if you're listening I'll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.
isn't he the greatest?????
isn't he the greatest?????
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couldn´t it just be translated and then posted over here? in spanish of course!
