Si es re-post lo cierran pero me parece que esta bien bueno.....Saludos
"Este es un memorando que paso el departamento de recursos humanos
de una compañía en USA, en el departamento hay 8 ticos y en el
costumer service hay 4 más, por lo que entenderán que la forma de
hablar dentro del departamento es muy popular y a lo tico por lo que
ya algunos de los norteamericanos que trabajan de supervisores ya
han aprendido algo de nuestra lengua, por lo que el departamento de
recursos humanos les llamo la atención con este memorando...... es
real...
Merlin Industries
Trenton, NJ USA
Memorandum
To: Costarrican Employees
From: Human Resources Department Subject: New Policy using the
Spanish language during working hours.
1) Words like "picha", " ijueputa " and other such expressions will
not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion may
get.
2) Non-important matters should not be addressed to as " mierda "
3) You will not say " la cagó " when someone makes a mistake, or "
cagaron" if you see someone being reprimanded. All forms and
derivates of the word "cagar" are inappropiated in our environment.
4) Lack of determination will not be referred to as "falta de
huevos" or "culioladas", not will a person with lack of initiative be
referred to as "maricon", "playo" or comemierda".
5) No manager or supervisor, under any circumstances, will not be
referred to as "ese care picha", or "ese maricon"
6) When a good proposal is presented, the term "está pichudo" must
no be used.
7) Unusual or creative brainstorming meeting will not be referred to
as "diarreas mentales".
8) Do not say "como jode" if a person is persistent, or " se jodió "
if somebody is going trough a difficult situation. Furthermore, you
must not say "que Hijueputa " or " que dolor de picha "when matter
becomes complicated in your line of work.
9) When asking someone to leave alone, you should not say " vayase
pala mierda", or will you substitute "qué putas quiere?" for "May I
help you?".
10) When leaving the office, using the term " me voy malparidos " is
not proper.
11) When any office equipment fails, it must be reported as " it
brokes down", not " se despichó" or " se jodió está mierda ".
12) Last but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say,
"me voy a limpiar el culo con esto". Just keep it clean and file
properly.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Human Resource Department. "
"Este es un memorando que paso el departamento de recursos humanos
de una compañía en USA, en el departamento hay 8 ticos y en el
costumer service hay 4 más, por lo que entenderán que la forma de
hablar dentro del departamento es muy popular y a lo tico por lo que
ya algunos de los norteamericanos que trabajan de supervisores ya
han aprendido algo de nuestra lengua, por lo que el departamento de
recursos humanos les llamo la atención con este memorando...... es
real...
Merlin Industries
Trenton, NJ USA
Memorandum
To: Costarrican Employees
From: Human Resources Department Subject: New Policy using the
Spanish language during working hours.
1) Words like "picha", " ijueputa " and other such expressions will
not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion may
get.
2) Non-important matters should not be addressed to as " mierda "
3) You will not say " la cagó " when someone makes a mistake, or "
cagaron" if you see someone being reprimanded. All forms and
derivates of the word "cagar" are inappropiated in our environment.
4) Lack of determination will not be referred to as "falta de
huevos" or "culioladas", not will a person with lack of initiative be
referred to as "maricon", "playo" or comemierda".
5) No manager or supervisor, under any circumstances, will not be
referred to as "ese care picha", or "ese maricon"
6) When a good proposal is presented, the term "está pichudo" must
no be used.
7) Unusual or creative brainstorming meeting will not be referred to
as "diarreas mentales".
8) Do not say "como jode" if a person is persistent, or " se jodió "
if somebody is going trough a difficult situation. Furthermore, you
must not say "que Hijueputa " or " que dolor de picha "when matter
becomes complicated in your line of work.
9) When asking someone to leave alone, you should not say " vayase
pala mierda", or will you substitute "qué putas quiere?" for "May I
help you?".
10) When leaving the office, using the term " me voy malparidos " is
not proper.
11) When any office equipment fails, it must be reported as " it
brokes down", not " se despichó" or " se jodió está mierda ".
12) Last but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say,
"me voy a limpiar el culo con esto". Just keep it clean and file
properly.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Human Resource Department. "
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